Описание серий 14 сезона симпсонов на DVD

Дом Ужасов XIII
Treehouse of Horror XIII

1) Гомер покупает новый гамак, который начинает делать клонов Гомера. Ситуация выходит из под контроля, когда армия Гомеров приносит опустошение в Спрингфилд. 2) Лиза начинает боротся за отмену оружия в Спрингфилде, когда узнает как много жертв огнестрельного оружия заполняют могилы на кладбище. Однажды Спрингфилд разоружается и остается беззащитным перед армией вооруженных зомби, которые восстали чтобы вершить месть. 3) Симпсоны отправляются в отпуск на остров, где доктор Хиберт устроил лечебницу. Однако вскоре после прибытия они обнаруживают, что безумный доктор превращает своих гостей в животных.

Как Я Провел Мои Бренчащие Каникулы
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Когда опьяневшего Гомера секретно снимают в передаче "Таксомоторные Беседы", где он рассказывает о своей тяжелой жизни и мечтах молодости, Симпсоны решают отправить главу семьи в рок-лагерь. Там Гомер учится жить, как рок-звезда под руководством Мика Джаггера, и после окончания уже не хочет покидать лагерь. Он хочет рока. Мик Джаггер приглашает Гомера поучаствовать в концерте, который он проводит в Спрингфилде. Поначалу Гомер невероятно счастлив, но потом выявняется, что никто не собирался давать ему возможность выступить на сцене.

Барт против Лизы против третьего класса
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the third Grade

Устав от бесплатных каналов, Гомер, на выигранные на скачках деньги, покупает спутниковую тарелку. Барт забрасывает школу, проводя все время перед телевизором и заваливает важный тест. Его переводят обратно в третий класс. Тем временем, Лиза блестяще пишет тест и ее так же переводят в третий класс. Обучаясь в одном классе, Барт показывает знания превосходящие Лизины, но Лиза стремится догнать его. Во время поездки в столицу штата Барт портит Лизин проект флага штата, после драки между братом и сестрой, они отстают от школьного автобуса и теряются в лесу.

Крупная Мардж
Large Marge

Лиза и Гомер отправляются помогать строить дома для бездомных вместе с бывшими президентами США. После того, как Гомер закрашивает свое обручальное кольцо, он снимает его и сразу становится объектом интереса двух бизнес-леди. Еще бы интересный холостой мужчина! Мардж видит это и думает что Гомер флиртует с ними, она решается сделать себе липосакцию, но вместо этого в больнице ей делают увеличение груди. По началу Мардж наслаждается всеобщим вниманием и своей новой карьерой модели. Но потом она устает от всего этого...

Суматошное Пристанище
Helter Shelter

Гомер получает на работе травму и в компенсацию получает от Бернса билеты на хоккейный матч в самую дорогую ложу. Симпсоны наслаждаются роскошью, включая сауну и массаж. Лиза спускается ко льду и получает от русского игрока клюшку в подарок. Гомер вешает клюшку над Лизиной кроватью и ночью армия термитов выедает деревянный дом Симпсонов. После обработки насекомых оказывается, что в доме нельзя жить полгода. После некоторых скитаний Симпсоны попадают на телевиденье, где они участвуют в реальном шоу, которое копирует жизнь конца 19 века.

Великий Подлый Детектив
The Great Louse Detective

Симпсоны получают приглашение в оздоровительный клуб. Пока Гомер был в парилке, кто-то пытался убить его, заклинив дверь. Гомер и Мардж обращаются за помощью в полицию. Шеф Вигам обращается за помощью в тюрьму к Постороннему Бобу, которого выпускают, чтобы он нашел того кто покушается на Гомера. Боб начинает жить вместе с Симпсонами и проводит все время с Гомером, чтобы найти убийцу. Боб рекомендует Гомеру не выходить на улицу, но того выбирают королем парада. Последняя втреча с убийцей состоится прямо на улицах Спрингфилда.

Особая Эдна
Special Edna

Эдна с нетерпением ждет прогулки за яблоками вместе с директором Скинером, но он отменяет прогулку из-за звонка своей мамочки. Барт, который наблюдает эту сцену приглашает Крабаппл провести вечер вместе с ним. После этого, Барт, с подсказки Лизы, отправляет кандидатуру мисс Крабаппл на конкурс "Учитель года". Узнав, кто именно выдвинул учительницу на конкурс комиссия сразу приграшает Эдну и Симпсонов на финал конкурса в Орладно. Тем временем, Сеймур Скинер, который боится потерять Эдну просит Барта сделать так, чтобы Эдна проиграла.

Папа Который Знал Слишком Мало
The Dad Who Knew Too Little

На день рождение Гомер дарит Лизе совсем не тот подарок, которые она хотела. Лиза обвиняет отца в том, что он совсем о ней ничего не знаю. Чтобы вернуть расположение дочери, Гомер нанимает частного детектива, который должен узнать все о Лизе. Детектив узнает о Лизе все,что помогает восстановить дружеские отношения между Гомером и Лизой. После того, как Гомер отказывается оплачивать услуги детектива в размере 1000$ тот подставляет Лизу, и ее начинают подозревать в преступлении. Гомер и Лизу пускаются в бега и только вместе они могут остановить нечестного детектива.

Сильные руки Ма
Strong Arms of the Ma

Marge gets mugged outside the Kwik-E-Mart and she starts feeling vulnerable and becomes scared to leave the house. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses her with agoraphobia. The family tries to help her get back out of the house, but their efforts drive into living in the basement. In the basement she finds their unused weight set and she begins working out. Two weeks later she is stronger than she ever was and realizes that she can leave the house. In fact while celebrating her release from her fears, she confronts and beats the crap out of her mugger. While out working out, Marge runs into Ruth Powers, the neighbor she once went on the lam with. Ruth tells her about how steroids can help her to get bigger. Marge starts taking the supplements and gets into a women's bodybuilding competition. She takes 2nd place, which only entices her to do better next time. At Moe's she tears the place apart when she suffers from steroid rage. Homer makes her realize that she has become everything that she can't stand and she destroys the weight set.

Молись о чем хочешь
Pray Anything

When Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer asks him what the secret to his good fortune is. Ned reveals his secret as hard work, honest living and flossing his teeth, tail and toes. Also a little prayer now and again doesn't hurt either. Homer focuses on the notion of the little prayer and when he needs to find the remote for his TV, his own little prayer works. He begins to pray for a number of things. His prayer for a new home pays off when he trips into a hole outside of the church. His lawsuit against the church wins him the deed to the church, since the church can't afford to pay him $1 million. Homer turns the church into a party palace. Without a place to preach, Reverend Lovejoy and his wife leave Springfield, when preaching at the bowling alley and staying at Ned's house just doesn't work for the Reverend. The partying at the church gets out of hand; Marge asks Homer if he is afraid of incurring God's wrath. Homer isn't so sure, but then the rainfall begins and Homer is struck by lightning. Soon Springfield has started flooding. When an unruly mob starts to come after Homer, Reverend Lovejoy arrives on the scene asking for forgiveness on behalf of the town.

Barting Over
Barting Over

Lisa dreams of being honored as one of three great Americans, only to be waken by Marge's vacuum. Marge and the rest of the family have begun spring cleaning. Bart finds a box of old videotapes. He and Lisa start watching the tapes that are boring them, until Lisa finds a tape labeled "BART SAD." They put in the tape, which features an episode of Perfect Strangers and a commercial for a product that fights bad breath for babies. The baby featured in the ad is none other than Bart, leading Lisa to realize the tape should have been titled "Bart's Ad." The baby in the ad is referred to as "Baby Stinkbreath," which opens Bart up to name calling by his siblings. Bart confronts his parents about the ad and Homer tells him he was going to tell him on his "death bed." They tell him he enjoyed making the commercials and he made a lot of money that Homer invested in a college trust fund. Homer confesses that he used the money to buy back incriminating photos. Bart demands the return of his money; Milhouse suggests that he get a lawyer. He finds a lawyer and tells him he wants a divorce from his parents. In court, Judge Harm renders her verdict, Bart is emancipated and half Homer's salary is to go to Bart. Bart moves out and into a loft apartment. His first night alone he is scared by a rat and runs to the elevator that takes him up instead of down. The doors open to a loft apartment that contains skateboard ramps, "skate boarding legend Tony Hawk" and the band "blink - 182" playing live in the corner. The family comes to visit Bart at his new home, where Bart appears to be living the good life. Homer makes a plea for his return, but Bart tells them he is taking off for six months to go on the "Skewed Extreme Sports Tour." At the Springfield stop of the tour, Homer talks Tony Hawk into losing to him in a skateboarding contest so that Homer might win back Bart's affection. When wins the contest, Bart informs him it was about being cool, it was really about Homer not caring about how he felt. With a bit of advice from Tony Hawk, Homer makes an apology and gets a lucrative commercial endorsement for "Viagra-Gain" which allows him to repay Bart, who returns home.

Я Проверяю Так Быстро Как Могу
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can

The kids are getting ready to go back to school. On the first day, Principal Skinner holds an all school Spelling Bee, which Lisa easily wins, allowing her to go to the state spelling finals. If she wins there, she can then go Spellympics. Meanwhile, Homer has been trying Krustyburger's new "Ribwich" and enjoying it immensely. At the state Spelling Bee Lisa wins, but is disappointed with Homer who tells her that "very serious Daddy business" is going to keep him away from her celebration. Homer's daddy business consists of getting more Ribwiches. He is disappointed when the Ribwich is no longer available. Another Ribwich fan (and member of Ribwich Nation) informs Homer that the sandwich is going to be tested in other markets and he shows him the tour schedule. For a moment, Homer considers joining them on their bus tour. For her spelling efforts, Lisa is rewarded with a double-wide locker and she prepares for the Spellympics. At the Spellympics, Lisa makes it to the finals. Homer regrets that he won't be able to attend the finals, as he will be in San Francisco for the last day of the Ribwich. George Plimpton talks to Lisa about getting her to throw the spelling bee so that a more popular competitor can help keep spelling a viable sport. For throwing the bee, Lisa is offered a full scholarship to one of the seven sister's college of her choice. Lisa wrestles with her conscience. In San Francisco, Krusty stops by and tells the crowd they will no longer be making the Ribwich and he tosses them the last one. Homer catches it, and offers are made to him for the last one. He realizes that he's forsaken his daughter's big day for a sandwich and he trades it for a car, which he drives off to Lisa's big event. At the Spellympics, Homer arrives just in time for Lisa to do her final word. With her dad present, she blows the lid off of the rigged contest, but then misspells her word in the process. She loses the contest, but back home in Springfield she is celebrated as "the biggest winner this town has ever had." They even have her likeness carved into the side of a mountain.

Звезда Родилась Снова
A Star is Born-Again

The family goes to the beach, where the stinging red jellyfish are returning. Feeling lonely, Ned returns to the Leftorium, where he meets a woman who he agrees to go out on a date with. He subsequently finds out that she is Hollywood star, Sara Sloane, who is in town shooting a movie. Out of practice, Ned asks Homer for some dating advice. While out on their date Ned is about to ask Sara a question when she kisses him, later Sara is enjoying the company of Ned and his family, when the tabloid reporters arrive. On Sara's movie set, Ned gets the director to clean up the content of her new film. Sara enjoys Ned's company and asks him to accompany her to Hollywood; however the visions of life in Hollywood that Ned imagines makes him decline her request. So she decides to stay with him in Springfield. Life in Springfield in no picnic for her either, as the townspeople bother the couple at every opportunity. When Sara wears a revealing dress to the Springfield pops concert, Ned is uncomfortable. Ned asks Homer for more advice, when Sara indicates that she would like to have sex with him. Ned and Sara do have sex that is followed by Ned's marriage proposal, which Sara declines. She returns to her life in Hollywood and Ned to his life in Springfield, where woman are interested in a man who dated a movie star.

Мистер Спритз Едет В Вашингтон
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Bart & Homer are watching the very old Three Stooges when an earthquake seems to be rocking the house. The family realizes that their house is now underneath a new flight path for Springfield International Airport. Homer and Marge go to make a complaint but they find it is to no avail. One month later the family is on edge and they decide that they need to move out. They try to sell their home, but the noise puts off any potential buyers. They go to see their congressman, but he dies from a heart attack during their meeting. A special election is going to be held to fill the empty seat and Bart suggests that Krusty runs to fill the seat. He pitches the idea to Krusty who decides that he likes it and Krusty brings it up to the Springfield Republican Party who also endorses the idea. Krusty starts his campaign, which doesn't go very well, until Lisa suggests that he try to connect with the voters. At a debate he uses this new strategy, which begins working for him and helps him to get elected. Krusty is sworn in and begins learning how government really works. The Simpson family comes to see him to find out about how their plea to get air traffic rerouted is going. They find out that he is letting them down, but they inspire him to fight. A janitor (who looks a "little" like Walter Mondale) offers the family some advice on how to really work the system. The airline rerouting bill gets passed and all is quiet again at Evergreen Terrace.

Исполнительный D'ohректор
C.E. D'oh!

On St. Valentine's Day Marge is too tired in participating in the lovemaking that Homer was so looking forward to. Dejected, Homer leaves the house and stumbles across a billboard for some extension courses. When he is thrown out of the "Strip for Your Wife" class led by Dr. Hibbert, he stumbles into "Successmanship 101" class. He gets the book for the class and with it he decides to change the direction of his life. Homer goes into work with a new attitude, but when he presents his ideas for improvements to Mr. Burns, they are all rejected unread. Later when Homer overhears that Mr. Burns actually has a canary named as the plant's legal owner. With this information and some encouragement from his family Homer decides upon a plan. With Bart's help, Homer releases the bird, which leaves the plant with no owner. In rare sign of intelligence, Homer outwits Mr. Burns and is able to take over the vacancy left by the canary. His first act in his new job is to fire Mr. Burns. Now Homer is in charge of the power plant and besides learning about the "door shutting thing" he soon learns how difficult it is to be at the top. He misses out on quality time with his family. Mr. Burns returns for a visit and shows Homer the people he missed out on being with throughout his life, Mr. Burns then tries to kill Homer by drugging him and sealing him in a tomb. He isn't fast enough as Homer recovers and easily escapes. As a wrap up to his latest escapade Homer (and everyone) celebrate "HOMER'S 305th EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL BBQ."

Звездное небо
Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Principal Skinner introduces the students of Springfield Elementary to Declan Desmond, a documentary filmmaker. Desmond is there to do a documentary on the school. The children see an example of his work in the form of his documentary on Krusty Burger called "Do You Want Lies With That?" He starts filming his documentary by focusing on school bullies. Bart is being featured on camera for his role as a school bully, when he is humiliated by Nelson, the bigger bully. Principal Skinner tries to divert Desmond's attention by focusing on Lisa. Desmond easily spots the ruse and gives Lisa some advice that she should pick a path and follow it. Bart searches for a way to become cool again. When Nelson shows off a hood ornament he's stolen, Bart decides he needs to do the same, only bigger. Lisa looks for career direction and finds inspiration at an astronomy exhibit. Lisa gets Homer to buy her a telescope, only she soon discovers that light pollution from the town obscures her view. Bart tries to regain his position, as Desmond watches. He then finds Lisa is circulating a petition to reduce Springfield's light pollution. It works and lights are put down, yes the stars have come out, but so have the criminals. Nelson and company steal more hood ornaments. Bart targets the ornate (Emmy award looking) hood ornament of Fat Tony's car. Mayor Quimby caves into pressure from the townspeople and restores the lights of Springfield, to the point where it's daytime at night. Bart and Milhouse were almost able to steal Fat Tony's hood ornament, when the lights go on. 24 hours of "daylight" begin to take their toll on the townspeople. Bart is still scoping out Fat Tony's hood ornament, he only needs the cover of darkness to pull of his crime. Since he and Lisa want the same thing, they team up to get Homer to go into power plant and overload the city's lights. Springfield is back in the dark when the townspeople come to protest the lack of lights. Fortunately for Bart and Lisa a meteor shower begins and that distracts everyone. In the end, Declan Desmond's documentary "American Boneheads: A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary" is shown.

Три Гея В Кондо
Three Gays of the Condo

It's Wednesday night and Marge has the family put together a jigsaw puzzle for that week's family activity. The puzzle has thousands of pieces and takes them over a week to complete. Well it is almost complete, there is one piece missing. As the family searches the house for the missing piece Homer stumbles across Marge's Memory Chest. He finds a note that Marge wrote to him on the back of a placemat while they were out on a date at the grand opening of Moe's tavern. In the note Marge expresses her disappointment with Homer, who has spent most of the evening playing videogames and drinking heavily. When they leave Homer begins suffering from alcohol poisoning. After reading that, Homer wonders why Marge stayed with him. Then he sees that she found out she was pregnant with Bart. Homer confronts Marge about her note, which she forgot writing. He asks her how she feels about him now and when he feels that Marge can't (if ever) appreciate him; Homer decides to move out. He moves in with Kirk Van Houten at Bachelor Arms, but quickly leaves amidst the crying of all the separated or divorced men living there. Homer finds a room on the river for a reasonable rent. The only catch is that it is located in the gay section of Springfield. When Homer first arrives in that area, he runs into Smithers. Homer starts blending into the lifestyle of his gay roommates. He runs into Marge and tells his roommates that he feels there is little chance for reconciliation. Later, Marge appears outside Homer's window and tells him that she can't put her feelings into words, but maybe this man can. That man is "Weird Al" Yankovic. "Weird Al" sings a little ditty about Homer and Marge. Homer agrees to accompany Marge on a date and with a pitcher of Margaritas in his system Homer makes his appearance on that date. Unfortunately it is too late, Marge leaves him. Back with his roommate Grady, Homer is getting some consolation, which leads to Grady giving him a kiss. Homer, realizing what's happening jumps out the window and goes to Moe's. Homer almost comes to the realization that alcohol might be the cause of all his relationship problems with Marge, when Moe loads him up more drinks and eventually takes him to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. At the hospital Dr. Hibbert shows Homer a videotape from ten years earlier of Homer's last alcohol poisoning visit. In the videotape he sees how Marge truly felt all those years ago. Marge confirms those were her feelings and they kiss, but was it the best kiss that Homer had that night?

Где мое рачно, чувак?
Dude, Where's My Ranch?

It's Christmastime and the family is out caroling. When they carol outside of a lawyer's house, he informs them they can't sing the song they're singing without paying a royalty. This inspires Homer to decide to write his own Christmas carol, but when Flanders tries to help and begins annoying him, Homer is instead inspired to write an anti-Flanders song. Homer plays his new song at Moe's where a passing David Byrne overhears it and offers to produce and record it. The song "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" becomes a national hit and is even covered by William Shatner. To get away from the over-exposure of the hit song, the family decides to take a vacation to a dude ranch. At the Lazy I ranch, Comic Book Guy looks for an Internet connection and Lisa is annoyed to find out that the ranch was built on cruelty to animals and oppression of indigenous people. Lisa wants to go home, until sometime later when she meets Luke Stetson, a junior wrangler who shares her views. Homer and Bart meet some indigenous people who tell them that they've lost their land to a natural beaver dam. Homer gets them to agree to build a fair casino, if he helps them get back their land. Lisa overhears that Luke already has a girlfriend named Clara and her heart is broken. Lisa encounters Clara and gives her false directions to the dance. Homer and Bart manage to outsmart the beavers and indigenous people are able to reclaim their land. At the dance, Lisa finds out that Clara, her competition is actually Luke's sister. Lisa gets Bart to help her find Clara, who they rescue with the help of some beavers. The family is set to return to Springfield, when they hear a new David Byrne produced song on the radio "The Moe Szyslak Connection" and decide they can afford another week at the ranch.

Старое кричащее брюхо
Old Yeller Belly

Bart's tree house is destroyed and the Amish are called in to rebuild it. Because the Amish are master electricians, Bart's new tree house catches fire at its grand opening. Everyone makes it to safety, with the exception of Homer, who is trapped. He looks to the family dog for help, but Santa's Little Helper (SLH) is a coward and only saves himself. It's up to Snowball II to save Homer's life. Snowball II is made a hero in Homer's eyes and SLH is thrown out of the house. The dog park is turned into a cat park and renamed for Snowball II. SLH doesn't look very good in the eyes of his fellow dogs either. Kent Brockman asks Homer about his cat and any other pets he may have and Homer makes the bold statement that "I have no dog." Bart and Lisa look to help SLH regain his status as family dog. Their efforts fail. A passing photographer spots SLH drinking beer from a can that he is balancing on his nose. The photo appears in the paper and the owner of Duff Brewery decides its time to replace Duffman with a dog. The family signs a contract for the brewery's new spokesdog "Suds McDuff." The new campaign is a hit. The family stands to make lots of money, until SLH's original owner from the dog track comes to lay claim to his dog. He uses a tape of Homer's own words against him as proof of his continued ownership of the dog. SLH is being exploited by his original owner. The family comes up with a plan to get their dog back. They find the actor who played Duffman (Barry Duffman) and plan to have him rescue a drowning Homer, when it becomes obvious to the crown that "Suds McDuff" is a cowardly dog. The plan doesn't work, when Duffman turns out to be as cowardly as his replacement. The shark that tried to attack Homer becomes "wasted" on the Duff beer that came out of the keg that Homer was floating on. As a result, the shark becomes the company's new mascot. With his gravy train at an end, SLH's original owner returns the dog back to the family.

Останови пожалуйста мою жену
Brake My Wife, Please

At the Springfield Aquarium, Marge accompanies the kids on a school field trip. Lisa spots penguins flying and after Bart has shown off his "flawless pearls," which results in him being taken the hospital, where a lack of insurance card keeps him prisoner. Homer has the insurance card, but is nowhere to be found. As a solution, Homer gets a mobile phone and a few extra unnecessary accessories, which only leads to him not paying attention to where he is driving. That is until it is much too late and he drives off of a pier. Judge Harm takes his license away and Homer is no longer able to drive. Marge picks up the slack and starts becoming "Stresserella." Homer walks to Moe's, but much to Moe's dismay he decide to keep on walking and starts getting healthy. Homer walks to work and is the only employee to arrive, everyone else is caught in a traffic jam. Marge is frazzled from all her driving, meanwhile Homer sings and walks about the virtues of walking when he is stuck by a car; the driver of the car was Marge. Marge, who cares so much for Homer, tries to help in his recovery, but Homer perceives that she might be trying to kill him. It leads to fight, which in turn leads them to see a marriage counselor. After Marge leaves, the counselor suggests that Homer perform one unselfish act of love to win Marge back, in other words take her to dinner. Homer decides to one up that suggestion and invites everyone in Springfield (except the Flanders family) to a backyard barbeque in Marge's honor. Homer joins Jackson Browne in a duet to sing his praises of Marge.

Война Барта
The Bart of War

When Marge sees Bart and Milhouse incited to violence after watching an episode of South Park, she tries to turn them onto some good television on the PAX television network. They run out of the room and find themselves outside and bored. After tying a thread to a housefly, that lands itself inside of the Flanders home, Bart and Milhouse find themselves inside the home, unsupervised. They cause some damage and find Ned's collection of Beatles memorabilia. They drink from cans of a 40-year-old novelty beverage and start to get sick. Ned and the boys return to their home to find the house "slightly askew," and they flee to their panic room and call the police. The police arrive and capture the boys and Bart pleads that his parents not be called. The parents are called and as part of Bart's punishment he is sentenced to spending all his time under the supervision of a parent. He is also no longer allowed to play with Milhouse, who Marge believes incites Bart into his bad behavior. Bart joins the "Pre-Teen Braves" and Homer becomes the tribe leader. When Homer fails in his leadership skills, Marge takes over. Marge takes the boys on a nature walk and they meet a Native American who shows them a field that is in need of restoration. The "Pre-Teen Braves" return to the field to begin their clean-up effort, only to discover that the "Calvary Kids" that Milhouse and his father are a members of have already done the job. The two groups go to war and try to outdo each other in doing good. When the opportunity to become batboys at an Isotopes game is on the line, the two sides redouble their efforts for their candy sales. The "Pre-Teen Braves" lace the "Calvary Kids" candy bars with laxatives and believe they are going to win. Only the senior citizens, in a need of relief from constipation, buy the "Calvary Kids" a win. At the Isotopes game, the "Calvary Kids" are delayed from arriving and the "Pre-Teen Braves" take their place singing their version of the national anthem. The crowd becomes angered by the version of the anthem that is being sung and when the real "Calvary Kids" arrive, a fight breaks out between everyone in the crowd. When the image of Marge crying is shown on the Jumbotron, the fighting ends and the sweet soothing hymn of the national anthem of Canada is sung by all present. In the end, Bart and Milhouse sum it up by saying that they've learned that: "War is not the answer--except to all of America's problems."

Блюз ребенка Мо
Moe Baby Blues

The family goes to the Springfield Botanical Gardens, where they and the other residents are there to see the blossoming of the Sumatran Century Flower. When his bar is empty, Moe finds out that is where all his customers have gone and he goes to join them. With a capacity crowd plus one on hand, Chief Wiggum has to send someone away and he selects Moe. As a result, Moe is one of the only ones to not be driven out of town by the obnoxious and somewhat lethal (to other plant life) smell of the Sumatran Century Flower when it finally does bloom. The mass exodus from Springfield results in a huge traffic jam on the Springfield Bridge. When traffic begins to move, Homer hits the accelerator, only to have to immediately slam on the brakes, because traffic didn't move that far. The quick stop to family car and the faulty seat restraint that was holding Maggie in the backseat causes her to be launch through the sunroof and over the side of the bridge. She lands in the arms of Moe, who was perched on the side of the bridge ready to commit suicide. Moe becomes a hero. Moe stops by to see Maggie and winds up watching her when Marge needs to care of Grampa, who's out on the street acting crazier than normal. Moe becomes Maggie's fulltime babysitter. Moe entertains Maggie by telling her a story; of course it's "The Godfather" saga. Late in the evening after Maggie's birthday party, where Homer began to learn that Maggie prefers Moe over him, Marge and Homer hear Maggie crying. They go to her room only to find Moe already there calming her down. They forbid him to ever see her again. The next day, Moe is lonely and missing Maggie. That night, outside her window, Maggie overhears Fat Tony and his boys plan to take out the Castellaneta family. She crawls out her window and begins pursuing them. Marge discovers Maggie is gone and they immediately suspect Moe. When Moe doesn't have her and he finds out she is missing, he offers to help. Clues outside Maggie's window reveal that the mob was gathered outside of her window and Moe suggests that they might find her in little Italy. At a restaurant in Little Italy Maggie finds she is in the middle of an "Italian-American Mexican standoff." Moe volunteers to go in and rescue her. He draws the mobster's attention to Maggie which causes them to all go soft. Moe returns Maggie to Homer and Marge and prepares to leave; only Maggie doesn't want him to go. Homer and Marge agree that Moe can have the occasional play date with Maggie, provided he brings along his ham to accompany Homer.